Monthly Archives: February 2015

Were you wondering what to get me for my birthday?

Look, I know I’m hard to shop for. I don’t want things. Here is where that is a lie. I cannot possibly justify buying myself a TextBlade . I really can’t. But I have a deep inner need to possess this. You should buy it now for me. If you order now you’ll get it by April and you have plenty of time to gift wrap it for me.

And let’s also remember the last time I asked you for a birthday gift. You did not get it for me, but I forgave you.