Saturday night was a scene of horrific violence.  A terrible cardboard box robot was terrorizing downstairs at our apartment.

Such a terrible scary monster! Such scary glowing eyes!

Fortunately, a t-shirt ninja appeared on the scene, swift, silent and slinky deadly.

Check out that ninja! Such crazy weaponry! The ninja and the robot fought very hard but finally, locked in combat, they stared eye to photoreceptor and gave in to sweet love. They settled down and are raising an evil army of robot ninjas.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!